Why Anya Rocks (by Krissy (tilldawnyouglow.org)

• She's brutally honest. About everything. All the time.
• She does not know the meaning of subtlety.
• She always asks tactless and inappropriate questions.
• She does the "Dance of Capitalist Superiority" when she closes her register at the end of the day.
• She has good hair. And changes it a lot.
• She's a thousand year old (ex-)demon. Cool points there.
• She is newly human and oddly literal.
• 7.05 - Selfless. No explanation needed.
• As Aud, she gave out bunnies to people in her village out of the kindness of her heart.
• On the contrary, Anya has an irrational fear of bunnies. Even those of the plush toy variety.
• She has a cool name. And a lame-ass made up maiden name.
• Her logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll.
• Hilarity ALWAYS ensues.